Navigating Human Stupidity & Brilliant Minds: Through the Eyes of a Barista

We operate in São Miguel, Azores—in the middle of the universe, in a place that doesn't exist.

If it wasn’t for Instagram posts or endless YouTube videos telling you how cool these islands are, you’d believe this place is paradise. It’s not. Far from it. And when it comes to general nutrition and coffee around here: both SUCK.

Not all coffees are the same, and not all visitors walking into our Penny University are the same either.

Since Google bans anything outside of whatever they believe the modern consumer is able to tolerate, replying to reviews the way I’d like on their platform is impossible.

This blog space exists to vent out everything Google suppresses, and to give you a window into the brain—or better said, the total lack of it—of some of the individuals visiting us.

I will bring you the most absurd comments people leave us, dissect them, and call them out for what they are.

Trust me, it’s going to be fun.