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Here is our analysis of Karen Delano's review. We are getting better and better! She wrote to us on 27/03/2025: "Our coffee grounds were burnt and tasted terrible. Latte and cap were painful to drink. Get caffe cabana or gorreana tea. Also he’s a crypto bot and can’t speak Portuguese." Every now and then, a review comes along that isn't just bad economics—it's a complete masterclass in projection and cultural hypocrisy. Let’s break down the critique: 1. "Burnt Grounds" & The

Here we come responding to an individual which is playing to be cool. Sorry, we are the coolest: The original review is in google maps, and here we share it with you so you as well can have FUN. The "Economist" Who Forgot Freight Exists Every now and then, a self-appointed "inspector" walks into a specialty coffee shop on a remote island in the middle of the Atlantic, orders a double cappuccino, and leaves convinced they have uncovered a global financial conspiracy. The core

We operate in São Miguel, Azores—in the middle of the universe, in a place that doesn't exist. If it wasn’t for Instagram posts or endless YouTube videos telling you how cool these islands are, you’d believe this place is paradise. It’s not. Far from it. And when it comes to general nutrition and coffee around here: both SUCK. Not all coffees are the same, and not all visitors walking into our Penny University are the same either. Since Google bans anything outside of whateve